Graham ‘The News’ Hound
Spring is in the air folks… as it was in the steps of Kell Brook last Saturday night. What a fight! Another world class performance from the Sheffield Star…next stop a world title, and maybe even a highly anticipated match up against Amir Khan! Come on Kell - let’s bring the title back to the Steel City where it belongs!
And talking of champions, take a bow all you mothers out there. On behalf of the management, staff and greyhounds at the Stadium we hope you had a wonderful Mother’s Day… and it was a privilege to host and entertain so many of you at Owlerton this year.
But for those of you who were complaining about your 5am breakfasts in bed, and the overzealous Blue Peter antics involving scissors, glue and sticky back paper… take heed… mums in Eastern Europe have to endure a somewhat ‘different’ convention.
Apparently it is a national tradition for children to sneak into their Mother’s rooms on Mothering Sunday and tie them up in bed (yep, you read that correctly)… and what’s more, the mums are only untied once they have revealed where the gifts for the children are hidden … uummm… not sure they’ve grasped the point of the day there…
Canines and costumes
Avid readers of the blog will remember the tale about our waiter Aden and his love of fancy dress… in particular, amphibian related ninja costumes. Although we mocked Aden at the time, it has now been brought to our attention that he is not alone in his love for fancy dress – in fact it has become something of a phenomenon around these parts of late. Now, we’re a big believer in pretty much anything goes when it comes to dress code here at the Stadium… and boy do you lot take full advantage of that!
Over the last month alone we have seen grown men adorned with headdresses, sashes, coconut bras and, in certain cases, body paint; our very own Where’s Wally; a full body morph suit casually strutting his stuff in the Panorama Bar … and a flock of shepherds complete with their own inflatable sheep! ‘Nowt as queer as folk’ as they say up here in the north… but if it’s all in the name of good fun, then it’s fine by us!
(For those of you that are in need of a laugh… don’t forget to check out the photos on our Facebook page… )
Fashion mis-happenings!
While we’re on the subject of ‘costumes’ there seems to be a somewhat strange trend taking off among Owlerton employees: let’s call it ‘uniform splitting’ (aka: who ate all the pies…).
Rufus*, one of the waiters, recently recreated the much talked about ‘Olly Murs moment’ during his shift, when the seam of his trousers split open in, let’s just say, a most unfortunate place. Much like what happened to the cheeky Essex chappie when his trousers ripped open on the stage in Sheffield, the middle seam of Rufus’ trousers also left a gaping hole, which…er… necessitated some emergency haberdashery skills. Luckily for him - and those in the restaurant that night - the pins held up…
And let’s not forget Jemima*who managed to tear a hole in her shirt… but under the armpit..? A secret yoga enthusiast Jemima…?
*names changed to protect the dignity of those involved (but you know who you are!)
Techie dogs
Let’s face it… love it or loath it we’re all aboard the technology train these days.
In February, Emmerdale viewers clapped eyes (or should that be ears?) on the first advert designed specifically for dogs, and apparently pooches across the nation pricked up their ears and pawed the screens in their desperation to get their mitts on a bowl of Bakers dog food. The power of marketing, eh folks! (Personally, I was more preoccupied with what was going to happen with Laurel and Marlon…)
And did you hear about the latest invention when IT ‘entrepreneur’ Nat Morris and pet dog Toby unveiled the ‘Tweet treats’ contraption? On Tweet demand a dispenser releases food into a bowl… whatever next…?
Well… I’ll tell you what’s next if you’re asking… a laptop for dogs – yep, that’s right… and for those wanting to get your paws on it visit: http://us.toshiba.com/petbook/
Remember, you saw it here first.
Apparently us canine ‘computer geeks’ can use a paw print reader for security and an inbuilt doggy camera for inter-canine conferencing all while nibbling on the 100% organic rawhide casing… they’ll be having us run the country next! Actually…

